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[awesmazings]

[Anyone who knows Jimmy at all might have noticed that he's been unusually absent from the Network lately. Ignoring new arrivals, and only talking to people sparingly- and it's always, always via text. In fact, Jimmy hasn't made a video post to the Network himself in several months, and it seems like that hasn't changed.

It's jarringly unusual behavior, but the sudden message that pops up on the Network this afternoon might be the most surprising thing of all, even moreso than the radio silence. No attempts at filtering, either.]

What do you think 'Hell' is?

Comments

[rarestcandy]

being told that you can pick out ANYTHING YOU WANT IN THIS PART

and being taken to the sugar free candy row

[awesmazings]

...so you don't think it's a place, then.

[rarestcandy]

well if you want a place

then it's the sugar free candy row

[awesmazings]

well, yeah

I guesso.

but I was thinking something worse, I guess.

[rarestcandy]

what could be worse than sugar free candy?

[awesmazings]

lots of things

sugar free candy is bad but

there's worse

[rarestcandy]

yeah i guess

like it might be sugar free candy but at least it's still candy

go to a place with no candy and that's way worse. thinking about all those worse things can't be healthy though, you know?

[awesmazings]

what if you can't get away from the worst thing, though?

like what if you had to live with sugar free candy for the rest of your life

[rarestcandy]

well...

at least you wouldn't need a dentist ever?

[awesmazings]

wouldnt you be sad that your candy is always sugar free, though?

[rarestcandy]

yeah duh of course!

but like i said, at least you're getting candy at all.

[awesmazings]

well

what if you didnt have candy at all?

like it was all sold out and you couldnt have any ever again or something.

[Jimmy this is getting needlessly complicated.]

[rarestcandy]

i would dive into lava

[awesmazings]

[WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY.]

...really?

[rarestcandy]

maybe

[Probably not, but it was more fun being dramatic anyway.]

i mean, not right away or anything. gotta hold out hope yadda yadda.

depends on what other people i got around me.

[awesmazings]

so if you had, say
a lot of your friends with you to help you
you think youd be okay?

[rarestcandy]

["A lot of your friends", right. Because she had a lot of friends.]

probably! we could prolly find a way to make it okay.

[awesmazings]

huh....youre probably right
things cant be too bad if youve got friends to help you out
or go through it with you
right?

[rarestcandy]

that would be my guess

it's when you're all on your own that you're really screwed. like horror movies.

so are ya gonna quit worrying about weird things now?

[awesmazings]

haha im gonna try
i guess i just need to try to get my mind off it now that ive talked about it

[rarestcandy]

you wanna know what would really help getting your mind off it?

[awesmazings]

sure. what?

[rarestcandy]

buying more chocolate bars because they're all just so good i bet you can't have picked out a favorite yet

[awesmazings]

yeah thatll do it
as long as youre still selling them, ill keep buying them

[rarestcandy]

since i've got such a loyal customer feeling like doody, i can def spare another discount.