Aight, so there was this dude, yeah? Motherfucker was home alone an' shit— then it started rainin' some heavy duty skywater up on his hive. It was dark, and he couldn't see much of what was in the haps outside, just that it was real fuckin' windy. And wet.

Now this motherfucker was pretty damn chill, you dig? He wasn't worryin' none— 'least until the lights were all doop and shut off all at the same motherfuckin' time. And then he screamed and—

[ shit— wait that came after. ]

— Shit. My bad, bro, back it up some. Uhhh . . .

[ where was he— oh! ]

— So they all shut off at the same motherfuckin' time, and our main bro starts gettin' kinda sweaty. "S'chill" he says, but we all know he ain't that chill no more. Poor motherfucker is shakin' in his horns. There's a lot of motherfuckin' noise goin' on around his block, but he ain't so sure if it's outside or there with his spooked self, y'know? He even thinks he hears laughing and shit.

[ he doesn't know why they'd by laughing— maybe it was a joke! ]

But the lights zip right the fuck on again, and he's all like "Ok now we be chill", since the lights ain't all dark no more— but he's got a bad feel, like something's gonna happen, somethin' real motherfuckin' helly. So, he goes to his com-poo-ter thang and starts connectin' t'tell all his bros, since he don't got one of those cell devices. He's waitin' a real long time— but he looks down for some reason and— AHHH—!

[ he imitates the man screaming!! ]

— There was no internet, man!!!

[ DUN DUN DUN!!!! ]