[NEVER BE SORRY, because if he wants an explanation of Halloween then he's come to the right person. Miseryville was practically made for Halloween, after all, so the thrill of the holiday really has him in high spirits. It's the closest he can get to being right back at home.]

Oh man, you don't know what Halloween is? It's pretty much exactly that, yup! Everybody gets to dress up in scary costumes. But scaring is just part of the fun! You get to get lots and lots of candy too! Can't have the tricks without the treats, after all.