You know me, I'm an ice-cold bottle of chill just out of the Frigidaire, so perfectly frosty people's fingers tingle when they brush too close to my algid visage. I walk into a heated room and suddenly my shades are all fogged up with this amazing condensation I got going on on account of my low temperature factor.

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Nah, bro, I haven't been up to much. Every time I think the weather's starting to warm up, we get another dump truck of freezing rain, and my personal opinion is pretty much, nah, fuck that.

You?