[Is it bad that you'd be, like, the third person to ask him that, John? He's pretty sure he's not an alien, but honestly it's debatable.]

No, no not...Earth.

[What a strange name he's clearly never heard of, judging by that look on his face.]

I'm from Miseryville! That's my home town, but...it's also kindof the whole planet, but...not?

[That makes no sense but ok.]