[OH NO JIMMY NO THIS ISN'T THE WAY TO KILL HER WITH KINDNESS] You could train my Pokémon, handle my groceries, make me tea, tie my hair, book inn rooms, work for money, cook for me, entertain me, support me in whatever I do and submit yourself to me as my slave for the honor of working under SHSL Classical Japanese Dancer!
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[OH NO JIMMY NO THIS ISN'T THE WAY TO KILL HER WITH KINDNESS] You could train my Pokémon, handle my groceries, make me tea, tie my hair, book inn rooms, work for money, cook for me, entertain me, support me in whatever I do and submit yourself to me as my slave for the honor of working under SHSL Classical Japanese Dancer!
In other words, the ideal Japanese housewife.