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[There's the face of a Magcargo showing up on the Network this morning, steam rolling slowly off of its body as it leans in close to the Gear. The screen very abruptly begins to fog up before the device is jerked away by someone unseen. As the camera pulls out, it's easier to see that the Magcargo looks a bit....odd, to say the least. What's more, there are some eggs piled in various places on a blanket spread nearby with some of Jimmy's Pokemon lying with them- a Furfrou, Delphox, and Talonflame respectively, along with a second Magcargo that looks a lot more like what you'd expect one to look like.

After a moment Jimmy gets the Gear turned around to face himself with the first Magcargo still in the background, curiously oozing around the area and getting chided in Pokemon-speak when it wanders too close to the eggs.]

Morning everybody! So I decided that I wanted to try breeding some eggs for real, even though I'm not a breeder or anything. It really wasn't too hard! Once everybody cooperated, anyway.

[There's a yowl from off-screen that could only be described as coming from a disgruntled Floatzel before Jimmy continues.]

Anyways, there's not a whole ton, but I'd really like to get these eggs sent to good homes! I've got a list of what I have, so if you'd like to buy one lemme know! I'm at the circus tent here in Goldenrod, so if anybody's in the area and wants to pick one up in person, that's fine too!

[He ends the video after that, mostly because the Dittocargo is starting to wander again, and he knows he'd be in big trouble if he let the circus tent get caught on fire.]

[Action for Molly Walker]

[Once the post has been made, Jimmy puts his Gear away for the time being and rounds up Bubblegum, who's still morphed as Toast and having a grand old time of it. Then, once he's rounded up a few other Pokemon from his team, he bends down to pick up two eggs and carefully place them in his bag.

Wherever Molly is, she might hear Jimmy calling for her, looking around to try and see if he can spot her among the hustle and bustle of Pokemon in the tent. Bubblegum still follows him, along with a Jolteon trotting at his other side and a Helioptile perched on his shoulder.]

Molly! Where are you? I got something for you!

[OOC: OOC Egg post is Here! There are still some eggs available!]

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[... listen, Jimmy, just because there was a way for you to've almost ended the world even harder than you did doesn't mean you should've gone for it. Things were bad enough with just two of those suckers around.

At any rate, that last statement there seems to intrigue Yusuke enough to assuage some of his disgust a bit. Just a bit, because he still looks a little skeeved out, even as he's asking:]

What, like anything-anything, or just any Pokemon?

I actually dunno for sure! I haven't had him long enough to be able to tell, and so far it's just been Pokemon he's transformed into.

[He looks back down at the ditto while he talks. Trying to imagine that face on a person...it's weird.]

... all right, well, then let's test it out.

[Wait a sec, wasn't he all grossed out by Bubblegum a second ago? He definitely was, and still is, but now he's also curious to see what it can do. Yusuke peers closely at the screen, his eyes searching. A moment passes. Then, finally, his expression lights up and he points at something behind Jimmy, saying:]

There. See that cardboard box behind you? Tell 'im to change into that.

Hm...alright! You hear that, Bubblegum?

[The Ditto looks up at Jimmy slowly before turning his attention to the aforementioned cardboard box. For a long time nothing happens...until suddenly the blob begins to glow slightly as his body shifts and undulates. In a few moments he's reshaped himself, and now there sits a perfectly duplicated box on the ground next to Jimmy's feet.]

Whoa!

[Yusuke's eyes are wide. Damn, and here he'd thought for a second there that Bubblegum wouldn't be able to do it. Despite himself, he finds himself grinning, just a little bit.]

Okay, I gotta admit. That is cool. Y'know, you could play some serious pranks with that if you wanted to...

[AND JUDGING BY THE LOOK IN YUSUKE'S EYE, HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY WANT TO.]

[...Yusuke no, you'll influence him. You're talking to the kid who let himself be convinced that stuffing hundreds of Noibat into a hotel room was a smart and good idea.]

Oooh yeah, no kidding! Makes you wonder why more people don't have these little guys besides just breeders.

Probably because the only thing you ever hear about 'em is that they're slimeballs that fuck everything that moves.

[That sure had been enough to put HIM off of getting one, at least.]

Speaking of which, uh... did Bubblegum help make all those eggs?

[Language, Yusuke.]

Not all of them! Some of them, though. I didn't have anything that could breed with my Helioptile, so Bubblegum did instead!

[Yusuke pulls a face.]

Gee, I'll bet it appreciated that.

[HAVING A THING WITH A FACE LIKE A BUSTED SOFA ALL UP IN ITS EVERYTHING...]

[Yusuke this is probably the last conversation you should be having with Jimmy. Either way, he shrugs.]

I dunno! I usually just leave the Pokemon together for a while; sometimes I come back to eggs, sometimes I don't.

[He's still trying to figure out how breeding groups actually...work...]

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