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<TWO-SHOES> blake wuz here chis a nerd
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"Umm...s'been a couple months. I kinda lost track when I started changing."
He feels a little bad about that, actually...and he wonders how his friends are doing back home.
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"If you wasn't brought here in a box, how'd you get here? I mean...we both speak English so are we in Europe or what?"
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"Well...I was underground when I woke up here. A bunch of us were trapped with a lot of bones n'junk. It took three days for other people to get us out. I'm not from Europe, or Japan, or Earth I guess. I'm from Miseryville."
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"It's okay, dude, you can say New Jersey. I won't judge you."
I made the worst noise
"What's New Jersey?"
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"You know what? Nevermind. Thanks for leadin' a horse to water."
He slumped against the tree and drained the bottle in one desperate gulp before prying open the other one. The ex-pire was good and quiet after that for a good while--almost long enough to suggest that he was done with this interaction. But finally he piped up again, not drunk but buzzed enough to stop worrying for the moment. He was alive. His soul, as far as he knew, was whole again. And, on top of that, he'd made a buddy!
"What should I do...?"
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"...ya think you'll be okay finding someplace to stay? That was kindof a problem I had when I got here...I was moving around a lot for a while."
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"Aw hell..." He just spent every penny he brought with him on the two beers. With a groan, he dragged a hand down his face. He wasn't going to be able to afford any kind of hotel...he didn't even have anything to give a random kindly soul. "If...if people like you and me showing up are kinda...kinda a thing, are folks willin to take yardwork for rent?"
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Maurice rubbed his face again. He'd go poking around for a flophouse later that afternoon.
"If they like monsters here...is there somewhere they don't like monsters?"
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"I haven't been there a whole ton, but people tell me to watch out for Vandare. It's not as...safe, I guess? I think I'd be alright since I'm faster than any human wanting to do somethin'."