Voicemail

[awesmazings]

You've reached Jimmy Two-Shoes! I'm not around right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!

[Beep!]

Comments

text; 8/16

[timelymaid]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

hey jimster how have you been

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[awesmazings]

[Oh snap! He's been hit again...maybe he should start sending these out.]

pretty good. looks like you got this thing too, huh?

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[timelymaid]

haha yeah i think someone is hitting like everyone ever?

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[awesmazings]

sounds like it. ive already gotten a whole ton of them

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[timelymaid]

sorry to add to the deluge!
at least it probably isnt legit :p

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[awesmazings]

haha nah its ok
who do you think sent this?

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[timelymaid]

got me!
not one of my friends though
from home i mean
the text isnt weird enough

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[awesmazings]

huh
I guess it doesnt matter too much
its not like its hurting anyone or anything

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[timelymaid]

haha i think its making some people angry
but it really is pretty harmless
all things considered

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[awesmazings]

yeah itll prolly just blow over in a couple days, right?
nothing worth getting all mad about

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[timelymaid]

that sounds about right