Voicemail

[awesmazings]

You've reached Jimmy Two-Shoes! I'm not around right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!

[Beep!]

Comments

[pc delivery, march 5th]

[beholdmydemons]

[One Larvesta is sent to JIMMY'S PC.]

[pc delivery, march 5th]

[awesmazings]

[Jimmy will be very surprised and very thrilled. Thanks Walter!]

7-10

[pipers_son]

Oh yeah, Jims, if ya wanna borrow my Fly that I got from Chuck, lemme know and I'll send it over! Ya got one that can learn it, yeah?





Oh, and my birthday is in five days!

[JOKER DON'T ADD THAT ON LIKE AN AFTERTHOUGHT]

7-10

[awesmazings]

That would be awesome, Joker! Inferno can learn Fly!

[...Oh man flying on a giant fire moth? Just the thought of that is awesome.

And, without missing a beat-]

Oh, neat! Are you gonna do anything special for your birthday?

text

[pipers_son]

This is Invidia to all members of the Eve's Garden Circus! I am Ringleader's Zoroark if you do not know.

All members, please be careful with upcoming storm! Stay in a safe place that is away from the water, please and thank you.

Next acts may be delayed, but regardless, Ringleader and Team will be staying in Goldenrod to watch over the main tent. We will update you all in the event that anything happens!

The entire team is here and we will keep ringleader safe. Please stay safe as well.

[awesmazings]

[Jimmy's gonna be counting on the rest of the group to stay safe while he and Joker man the fort back in Goldenrod. With Leader by his side, maybe he'll be able to teach him to function as a backup generator just incase they need it.

Try not to get blown away or anything, guys.]

text;

[ladywithnovoice]

Hey Jimmy. It's Red. Do you know anyone in Goldenrod?

text;

[awesmazings]

Hi Red! I do, actually. Me and my friend Joker are in Goldenrod right now, and I have some friends who I know have a house here in town somewhere. I dunno if they're all home right now or not, though.

[Honestly he hopes they are, if only to batten down the hatches when the storm comes a-knocking.]

text

[pipers_son]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[...Jimmy you're actually probably right next to Invidia and Joker as this is all going on honestly]

text

[awesmazings]

[....That's.....um.

...Well Jimmy hasn't ever gotten chainmail before.

...and this does look pretty legit.

....

...maybe he should send it around, just to be sure...maybe.]

text; 8/16

[timelymaid]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

hey jimster how have you been

text; 8/16

[awesmazings]

[Oh snap! He's been hit again...maybe he should start sending these out.]

pretty good. looks like you got this thing too, huh?

text; 8/14

[voidedrogue]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[ you totally needed this more than once jimmy, clearly ]

yo j-shoes whats the haps

text; 8/14

[awesmazings]

ha ha same old same old

looks like Ive got a lot of these to send

happy spammy morning

[rarestcandy]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[beholdmypokemon]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!


> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[Sep 27] TEXT

[quickattackjack]

Mr. Two-Shoes, this is Jack! I've been told that you may be available to help out with the Halloween Circushaunt that Joker and I are working on. Get back to me when you can!

[Sep 27] TEXT

[awesmazings]

Hi Jack! I'd love to help you guys out! Whatever you need, I'll be there to help!

11/12 [Video]

[crackpotcrocker]

Hello... You where good at the circus performance last month...

[Someone finally got the nerve to speak to Jimmy!]

11/12 [Video]

[awesmazings]

[Oh...well Jimmy wasn't expecting this this morning, but it isn't unwelcome either.]

Oh...thank you, Mr. Crocker! I don't think I saw you...I must've got busy and missed you.

[audio, 25/12] told you she'd be in touch c:

[walkersystem]

Hello ... Jimmy?

You said I could call you. Um, someone left an egg in my sleeping bag. Is that normal? What do I do with it?

[audio, 25/12] hehehe

[awesmazings]

Mm..?

[Comes Jimmy's slightly groggy response. Sounds like he just woke up.]

Molly?...yeah, of course. You say you got an egg?

[It's around this time that he shifts in bed and looks over...to see an egg sitting near the foot of his bed.]

Woah! Um...looks like I've got one too? Uuh...I would'a said that sometimes Pokemon can...breed, if you're not careful, but you don't have enough Pokemon to breed yet. Then again, it is Christmas...

As for what to do with it, keep it! It'll hatch into something sooner or later if you travel around with it in your bag.

Christmas Day Pidgey Post!

[armoredsoul]

[Delivered directly to you by a friendly flying-type is a nicely wrapped package containing the following!

-a big assortment of flavored candy canes
-a tin of assorted cookies and Pokemon snackies
-a matching set of knit cap and gloves with a red and white snowflake design

Attached is a handwritten note:

Have a Merry Christmas!
~Alphonse Elric]

[awesmazings]

[OH NO THIS IS SO SWEET...In exchange, Alphonse will be getting a friendship bracelet because he is a super good friend, that's for sure.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, FRIEND.]

Christmas Day, Pidgey post!

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[Delivered right to you! Inside this little package, you will find...

- A very long scarf.
- A box of hot chocolate mix
- and a letter

Merry Christmas, Jimmy! Hope you like this.
- Veronica]

[awesmazings]

[Jimmy is going to wear that scarf so much you just don't even know, Veronica.

When the Pidgey returns she'll be getting a bracelet with her name on it, adorned with beads that have Murkrow printed on them.]

[audio, 19/1]

[walkersystem]

Hi Jimmy!

Guess what, I'm going to Violet now. Someone borrowed me a Growlithe though, so I'm keeping warm.

The map says there's a cave right before Violet, do you know what's in it? Should I go in and explore?

[audio, 20/1]

[walkersystem]

_{[... audible hesitation on this one ...]}

Jimmy? Um, you didn't call me back or anything, so ...

It's okay if you're busy! But ... it'd be nice if you could message me, if you have the time.

_{[Small pause]}

... Okay, bye.

[audio, 22/1]

[walkersystem]

_{[Aaand now she's actually upset, but trying to hide the urgency she feels. It's not going super well.]}

Please call me, okay?

I'm sorry but I just want to know you're okay because maybe something's happened to you and I don't want you to be hurt.


_{Please Jimmy.}

[audio, 1/25]

[awesmazings]

[Unfortunately, it turns out to be quite some time before Jimmy sees Molly's messages lighting up his Gear. Come early Sunday morning he finally wakes up from his week long slumber, disoriented and confused since...well. He went home.

But as much as Jimmy's got on his mind right now, when he does finally listen to Molly's messages he wastes no time calling her back, especially after the last one.]

Molly? Molly, it's me, Jimmy. I'm fine. I'm...oh sweet corn....

[He hesitates, trailing off before quickly continuing.]

Call me back, okay?

[January 23rd] [Voice]

[wing_attack]

Hey Jimmy? It's Tobias.

[There's a pause before he keeps going.]

So I was... thinking... does the circus need an air show? I mean... okay, look I kind of want to join the circus but I don't know how that works. I still want to be able to travel a little since I need some of the badges, but... I mean.

... Yeah. Sorry, this isn't the best message. Give me a call back when you can? Thanks.

[Voice, 1/25]

[awesmazings]

Hey Tobias. Sorry I'm a little late answering you back. I uh...I wasn't around.

[And that's putting it lightly.]

Call me back and I'll be more than happy to talk to you about this!

2/14

[crackpotcrocker]

Hello? Jimmy? It's me, Mr. Crocker.

2/14

[awesmazings]

Hi Mr. Crocker! What's up?

14/2, pidgey delivery

[walkersystem]

_{[It's a small package with two pretty big chocolate chip muffins and some assorted random chocolate pieces, along with a handwritten note.]}

Happy heart and chocolate day Jimmy!
from Molly

2/17 PIDGEY POST

[wing_attack]

[Jimmy will find a package with a battery-powered electric blanket with a flame design on it, and a pack of rechargeable batteries with a charger, along with a note.]

Happy birthday, Jimmy! Hopefully this is useful for you.

Here's to another great year!

- Tobias

[text]

[awesmazings]

[AHHH that's so sweet.]

Thank you so much, Tobias!

[video, march 5]

[walkersystem]

Hey Jimmy! Guess what!

_{[Have an EXCITED KID grinning at the camera, and then she turns it around to show a blueish egg resting on a nest of what looks like a shirt.]}

I got an Amaura egg!

[video, march 5]

[awesmazings]

Hi Molly! ..Oh wow, that's cool! Did you just get it today?

video | 4/1

[deaftly]

[The video starts out looking at a beautiful pink and blue egg sitting nestled among a bunch of plush-looking pillows. Is... is that an Inkay-pillow in the background??]

Hey, Jimmy!

[The camera abruptly turns away to focus on Naki. He's dressed in the white suit as usual, with his hair properly combed back and his ridiculous amount of eyeshadow on. He's waving and looking far too pleased, which just sort of makes him look manic.]

My Malamars finally had some eggs! I said I'd give you an Inkay when I got one, so where do you want this fucker sent?

[The camera pans back to the egg, slowly this time. There are a couple of Inkays in the shot this time nudging the egg with their tentacles like they can't figure out what it is. Naki groans from somewhere off-screen and then the feed cuts out.]

video | 4/1

[awesmazings]

Hiya Naki!

[When Jimmy answers back he can be seen lounging on what is probably a hotel bed with a large Volcarona stretched out behind him to serve as a fuzzy pillow. Leader is there too, as usual.]

I'm in Blackthorn right now, so you can just send it to the PC here! It'd be easier than trying to fly it over- might be expensive too, coming all the way from Goldenrod. Congrats on the eggs, by the way!

4-2, voice... kinda

[pipers_son]

[And by 'voice', I mean Joker yelling across the hotel room.]

Oi, Jims! Wanna go ta the hot springs?

god bless

[awesmazings]

[Jimmy looks up from where he was pulling a comb through his Furfrou's fur. Since he's been stuck inside a lot recently he's taken to pampering his Pokemon a bit, and Winter sure doesn't seem to mind.]

Oh, sure! That'd be great! When are we gonna go?

[audio, april 8]

[walkersystem]

_{[Very, very urgent, tight, choked up, frightened tone this morning. He can't see it but she's holding the gear tightly like a lifeline. Like it might disappear.]}

Jimmy?

[audio, april 8]

[awesmazings]

[Jimmy responds pretty immediately; thankfully he already had his Gear on his person when she called.]

Molly? Molly, what's wrong?