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[awesmazings]

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[crackpotcrocker]

Mmmm. Can't argue that logic.

I suppose I've just never seen Valentine's Day treated that way?

[awesmazings]

Well to tell you the truth, this is the first real Valentine's Day I've ever celebrated! But I don't really think it matters. I think it should be for everyone to celebrate.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Denzel is choking up with your sediment Jimmy]

That's - beautiful.

Thank you. THANK YOU!

And you're right. It should be for everyone to celebrate... Not that I had any friends back home -

[awesmazings]

[...Aw, Crocker.]

You're welcome! Just because it's a holiday made for couples, it's for anyone who wants to celebrate it. Just remember that next year, okay?

[crackpotcrocker]

I will.

[After he calms from hysterics]

Thank you for showing me it's more than just for couples.

Usually, I'm very bitter on this day because of that. But that's besides the point!

[awesmazings]

[He laughs a little, but it's light and not at him, of course.]

Aww, well, I hope the rest of your Valentine's will be better now!

[crackpotcrocker]

[Denzel gives Jimmy a weak smile before -]

FUCK! I don't have anything for anyone else!

[awesmazings]

[WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE AROUND THE IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN, SIR.]

O-oh- well, that's alright! It's still not too late, probably, if you do wanna get somebody something.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Denzel is pacing around the room in panic]

But - what? WHAT DO I GET THEM??!

[awesmazings]

Whatever you want! I ended up getting chocolate for everybody.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Denzel scratches the top of his head because Christmas and birthdays had been hard enough and taken quite a bit of planning]

Mmm... Suppose I'll do that. FAIRIES!