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[awesmazings]

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[callbacks]

what a crazy and random coincidence
johns are probably one of those universal constants though
you know like shitty soda
and frogs

[awesmazings]

you sure about that? the soda we have in miseryville is pretty awesmazing if you ask me

[NOT REALLY it makes you breathe literal fire. I mean, that's cool if you're into that.]

[callbacks]

that may be dude that may be
but you cant tell me there isnt subpar soda in there along with the good shit
especially in a place named after literal misery

[awesmazings]

haha, youve got a point! but I think im prolly just more open minded when it comes to offbrand sodas

[callbacks]

yeah you could be
im not really a soda kind of guy in the first place
it seems like that and lemonade are the sugary vending machine concoctions of choice around here though
i mean i FOUND apple juice but it just doesnt look as popular? i dont really get it

[awesmazings]

yeah, people seem to like those! its either that or like, just plain water in the vending machines
do you like apple juice better?

[callbacks]

i like apple juice more than i like most sentient beings

[awesmazings]

pfff why do you like it so much?

[callbacks]

i dunno i never really thought about it
i mean i like gross processed shit like bottled juice across the board so maybe thats why
but that wouldnt explain why i like it more than soda or anything
i guess its just one of those arbitrary taste things i cant even justify by implying my obviously sophisticated palate is superior to all others
like why do people have favorite colors its not like particular wavelengths of reflected light have any more aesthetic value than the others

[awesmazings]

...well i like chocolate a lot, and i dont really have a reason either, so there prolly isnt really a reason
maybe our tastebuds are just different

[callbacks]

probably
im sure thereve been scientific studies to back up our well researched and peer reviewed hypothesis on the subject

[awesmazings]

maybe if you spread the word about apple juice enough, theyll start putting more kinds of juice in the machine!1!

[callbacks]

well shit see you man dave striders out to lay some GOSPEL TRUTH down on the populace

[awesmazings]

go dave i believe in u!!!